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Runners66

Races382347

Avg field5.0

Settled bets212

The winners' enclosure

Current top three

Wins lead the ranking, with podium rate and average finish breaking the tie.

🐊 The Lawyer 5909 wins

♛ 🦋 Distraction 5967 wins

🐧 Tuxedo Sam 5908 wins

Track pulse

What's happening now

Open heats update live. Between races, each room keeps its latest result on the board.

🖕😝🖕KreizzZz

Finished

Race #382388Grand Prix of Nonsense

🐧

Latest winnerTuxedo Sam

🌎English Global

Finished

Race #382389Crazy Cup

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Latest winnerWipeout

🫠Carapan

Finished

Race #382391Stumble Stakes

🦜

Latest winnerCopy Polly

☀️Español

Betting

Race #382393The Chaos Classic

🦔3.5🐐4.4🛒4.3🏄5.4🐴3.4

🌴Português

Finished

Race #382386The Despair Derby

🦋

Latest winnerDistraction

🥐Français

Finished

Race #382387The Anything Goes 500

🦜

Latest winnerCopy Polly

🌙العربية

Finished

Race #382392The Despair Derby

🐙

Latest winnerEight Excuses

😄😁😆De Güenrri

Finished

Race #382390The Chaos Classic

🐘

Latest winnerSubtle

The full roster

Runner cards

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#6Active

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Aisle 5 MenaceOne wheel has its own agenda.

60.1%

Beep Boop 3000Still buffering... 99%.

59.8%

BoarderlineCharges first, thinks never.

59.5%

Bounce CheckFunds may not be available.

60.1%

Buttered UpSlippery and motivated.

59.7%

Cardio KarenWill tell you her split times unprompted.

60.3%

Choo ChooCannot turn. Will not stop.

59.7%

Copy PollyRepeats whatever the leader does.

60.0%

Counting ItselfKeeps dozing off mid-stride.

59.9%

Dam ItKeeps stopping to build infrastructure.

60.4%

Danger NoodleMostly just vibes and hissing.

59.7%

DeadlineSlow, but it always arrives eventually.

59.6%

Definitely SonicLegally distinct from any blue hedgehog.

59.9%

Definitely a HorseIs a donkey. Do not bring it up.

59.3%

DistractionOoh, a flower.

60.2%

DodoExtinct optimism.

59.9%

Drama LlamaSpits at the competition.

59.9%

Eau de DefeatRivals keep their distance.

59.5%

EggspectationsHigh risk of scrambling.

60.2%

Eight ExcusesA leg for every problem.

60.2%

Extinction LevelTiny arms, huge ambition.

60.0%

Five More MinutesWill start any second now.

59.4%

Fuel GoblinFaster than the rules technically allow.

59.8%

Gotta Go FastThe name is aspirational.

60.4%

Hare TodayWill nap before the finish. Classic.

60.2%

Helicopter ParentHovers near the finish, never commits.

60.2%

Hungry HungryWill pause for any snack.

60.4%

Inch WormOne inch at a time.

59.9%

Kickflip KevinWill attempt a trick at the worst moment.

59.7%

Knockoff DragonWings do not work. Ego does.

60.0%

Lance NotstrongClean. Allegedly.

60.5%

Loan SharkSmells blood and small bets.

60.1%

Lounge LizardConserving energy since birth.

60.2%

Midlife CrisisBought last Tuesday. No regrets (some regrets).

60.6%

Moo-ving SlowlyPowered entirely by grass.

60.5%

Neck & NeckAlways ahead by a neck. Technically.

60.0%

No BrakesStopping is for quitters.

60.1%

Off-Season DasherA reindeer with something to prove.

59.9%

One Leg WonderRefuses to use the second leg.

60.6%

Otterly HopelessFloats when it should run.

59.6%

Probably IllegalNo license, no brakes, no fear.

59.7%

Puffer PanicInflates at the worst time.

59.4%

Pumpkin SpiceOnly relevant in October.

59.7%

Quacktain AmericaSurprisingly aerodynamic.

59.9%

RatatouilleTiny chef, big dreams.

59.7%

Rental Scooter #4Battery at 14%. Living dangerously.

60.3%

Roller DiscoOne wheel of pure confidence.

60.2%

Sideways SteveMoving. Just not forward.

60.1%

Sir Hops-a-LotThree good jumps, then a long think.

59.9%

Sir Trips-a-LotHas fallen at every fence since 2021. Hopeful.

60.3%

Slow & FuriousTop speed: a brisk walk.

59.7%

Slow WalkerBraaains, and a podium finish.

59.8%

SparklehoofLeaves glitter. Stewards furious.

59.9%

Struggle BusAlways late, somehow shows up.

59.7%

SubtleSurprisingly light on its feet. Allegedly.

59.8%

Tax Write-OffClaims to be a company vehicle.

59.5%

The EscapeeRunning for its life, literally.

59.6%

The G.O.A.T.Literally a goat. Took it personally.

60.0%

The LawyerLater, gator. Much later.

59.7%

Tuxedo SamDressed to win, built to waddle.

60.3%

Two Humps One DreamHydrated and ready.

60.0%

Wait, Sonic Again?The lawyers are still arguing.

60.0%

Whom?Far too wise to be doing this.

60.0%

Why Did I CrossStill figuring out the answer.

59.8%

WipeoutWaiting for a wave that will not come.

60.2%

ZoomiesPure energy, zero plan.

60.2%