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Runners66

Races389060

Avg field5.0

Settled bets212

The winners' enclosure

Current top three

Wins lead the ranking, with podium rate and average finish breaking the tie.

🦏 No Brakes 6014 wins

♛ 🦋 Distraction 6070 wins

🐧 Tuxedo Sam 6011 wins

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🖕😝🖕KreizzZz

To the gate

Race #389101The Despair Derby

🦘4.8🚀3.4🦜3.7🐧3.8🐉5.5

🌎English Global

Betting

Race #389103The Anything Goes 500

🫏3.5🐙3.5🦩4.0🐑4.4🛒5.8

🫠Carapan

Betting

Race #389106Stumble Stakes

🦨4.2🦛4.2🦄3.8🐪3.8🦫4.6

☀️Español

Finished

Race #389100Crazy Cup

🐑

Latest winnerCounting Itself

🌴Português

To the gate

Race #389102The Pointless Plate

🐍3.6🦔4.9🚲4.5🐄3.6🐗4.1

🥐Français

Betting

Race #389105Grand Prix of Nonsense

🦤3.7🦌4.5🛼3.9🦞4.6🏍️3.9

🌙العربية

Betting

Race #389104The Anything Goes 500

🦔4.2🏎️4.0🚌3.7🐐3.9🐔4.8

😄😁😆De Güenrri

Finished

Race #389099The Pointless Plate

🚲

Latest winnerLance Notstrong

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Aisle 5 MenaceOne wheel has its own agenda.

60.1%

Beep Boop 3000Still buffering... 99%.

59.8%

BoarderlineCharges first, thinks never.

59.6%

Bounce CheckFunds may not be available.

60.1%

Buttered UpSlippery and motivated.

59.7%

Cardio KarenWill tell you her split times unprompted.

60.3%

Choo ChooCannot turn. Will not stop.

59.7%

Copy PollyRepeats whatever the leader does.

59.9%

Counting ItselfKeeps dozing off mid-stride.

59.9%

Dam ItKeeps stopping to build infrastructure.

60.3%

Danger NoodleMostly just vibes and hissing.

59.6%

DeadlineSlow, but it always arrives eventually.

59.6%

Definitely SonicLegally distinct from any blue hedgehog.

59.9%

Definitely a HorseIs a donkey. Do not bring it up.

59.3%

DistractionOoh, a flower.

60.1%

DodoExtinct optimism.

59.8%

Drama LlamaSpits at the competition.

60.0%

Eau de DefeatRivals keep their distance.

59.5%

EggspectationsHigh risk of scrambling.

60.3%

Eight ExcusesA leg for every problem.

60.3%

Extinction LevelTiny arms, huge ambition.

60.1%

Five More MinutesWill start any second now.

59.5%

Fuel GoblinFaster than the rules technically allow.

59.8%

Gotta Go FastThe name is aspirational.

60.4%

Hare TodayWill nap before the finish. Classic.

60.3%

Helicopter ParentHovers near the finish, never commits.

60.1%

Hungry HungryWill pause for any snack.

60.5%

Inch WormOne inch at a time.

59.9%

Kickflip KevinWill attempt a trick at the worst moment.

59.8%

Knockoff DragonWings do not work. Ego does.

59.9%

Lance NotstrongClean. Allegedly.

60.5%

Loan SharkSmells blood and small bets.

60.1%

Lounge LizardConserving energy since birth.

60.1%

Midlife CrisisBought last Tuesday. No regrets (some regrets).

60.6%

Moo-ving SlowlyPowered entirely by grass.

60.5%

Neck & NeckAlways ahead by a neck. Technically.

60.0%

No BrakesStopping is for quitters.

60.0%

Off-Season DasherA reindeer with something to prove.

60.0%

One Leg WonderRefuses to use the second leg.

60.6%

Otterly HopelessFloats when it should run.

59.5%

Probably IllegalNo license, no brakes, no fear.

59.7%

Puffer PanicInflates at the worst time.

59.4%

Pumpkin SpiceOnly relevant in October.

59.6%

Quacktain AmericaSurprisingly aerodynamic.

60.0%

RatatouilleTiny chef, big dreams.

59.7%

Rental Scooter #4Battery at 14%. Living dangerously.

60.3%

Roller DiscoOne wheel of pure confidence.

60.2%

Sideways SteveMoving. Just not forward.

60.1%

Sir Hops-a-LotThree good jumps, then a long think.

59.9%

Sir Trips-a-LotHas fallen at every fence since 2021. Hopeful.

60.3%

Slow & FuriousTop speed: a brisk walk.

59.7%

Slow WalkerBraaains, and a podium finish.

59.8%

SparklehoofLeaves glitter. Stewards furious.

59.8%

Struggle BusAlways late, somehow shows up.

59.7%

SubtleSurprisingly light on its feet. Allegedly.

59.8%

Tax Write-OffClaims to be a company vehicle.

59.5%

The EscapeeRunning for its life, literally.

59.7%

The G.O.A.T.Literally a goat. Took it personally.

59.9%

The LawyerLater, gator. Much later.

59.8%

Tuxedo SamDressed to win, built to waddle.

60.3%

Two Humps One DreamHydrated and ready.

60.0%

Wait, Sonic Again?The lawyers are still arguing.

59.9%

Whom?Far too wise to be doing this.

60.0%

Why Did I CrossStill figuring out the answer.

59.9%

WipeoutWaiting for a wave that will not come.

60.2%

ZoomiesPure energy, zero plan.

60.2%